Those of you on the Global Gardens Chile-heads list have no doubt read one or more of Rael's legendary posts.  Well, with Rael's permission, I have assembled some of his rants, raves, sermons and speeches.  Whatever your politics, social status or station in life, you will find that Rael speaks the truth about all things chile.

I like to think of him as a chile evangelist.  Thus, this tribute to him and his thoughts on chile, nubile chile maidens, nekked twister and the like.  I hope you enjoy the collection.  If you have a Raelism that I haven't included here, please send it to me.  With all the stuff Rael has written over the years, I'm sure my collection is but a very small sample.  Peace, Hendrix and Chiles!